(LA only) Excruciating dental torment, what to do?
Anyone know a good cheap dentist in Los Angeles nouns
Pain management ideas surrounded by the mean time.
Best thing so far is thaw out salt water and hydrogen peroxide.
4 ibuprofen 200 mg & 1 tylenol extra something 500 mg ain't doin' much.
Alternative ideas that have come to me are:
Walk into a biker slab and play "Tease the Big, Ugly One."
Go to a mixed martial arts gym and offer $10 to anyone who can end 30 seconds in the ring beside you.
Hide a ball bearing within a bag of Peanut M&Ms, then chug the pod.
Try to take a swig from some homeless guy's bottle.
Tell Staceyb that frequent and vigorous carnal education with her is the only entity that helps.
Try all of those, if they don't work, name me in the morning.
Go down to Venice Beach. Introduce yourself to the beefiest guy with the nicest arm candy. Reach out squeeze one of her fun oodles and say, "Hm. I thought they were authentic."
Buy a police scanner. Listen for SWAT Team reports. Arrive on scene and tell the incident commander when they are ready to progress in, they can use your head as the battering run into.
Take a ride on the MTA to South Central. Stand on the street corner and repeatedly yell, "Rodney King got what be comin' to him!" If anyone asks you to stop doing that, tell them, "Make me!"
Go to UCLA and offer to shag shots for the put-ers, next try to catch them in your mouth.
Grill a gelatinous T-Bone steak. Have a nice, quiet dinner with Staceyb. Tell her your story around carnal knowledge. Take the leftovers (from dinner) to a junkyard and wrestle the guard dog over a bone (from the steak).
Take Staceyb to the park. Ride the teeter-totters next to her. When Staceyb is sitting wa-a-a-a-y up in the air, hop off your end of the teeter-totter. (Make sure your lead is in the way when you achieve off.)
Take Staceyb to the bowlarama. Play a game of Numbsain bowling next to her.
Hand Staceyb a roll of quarters. Tell her you've decided the extra bulk looks good on her.