Can i put alcohol into my butt to draw from drunker quicker?
Lets face it...booze is getting pretty expensive. So me an my buddy though it would be cool to take a funnel, an a bottle of 90 proof and poor it within our butts to get drunker quicker, because its not filtered by the liver. It simply goes directly into the blood stream. Also, were NOT gay, theres zilch gay about putting a funnel in another man *** and pooring alcohol down it. My question is.Have you ever tryed it?
That's not a method I'd recommend. In order to hold ave any intoxicating effects, alcohol has to reach your brain. That requires that it be ingested through your mouth. Then, your blood carry it to various places in your body, including your liver and your brain. Pouring the alcohol straight within your anus is a dead-end if you want to get drunk, quite frankly. The ultimate time I checked, the price of a bottle of booze was determined by how you consumed it. If a bottle is $50, it's $50 whether you put it in your mouth or you put it contained by your anus.
Alcohol is absorbed from the stomach into the blood stream. It is not filtered past entering the blood stream. The liver breaks the alcohol down after it is already circulating in your blood stream.
However, I highly recommend that you try your plan, but beside the highest proof grain alcohol you can find. At the least possible, it will give you quite a see.
You will die. For existing. You just weren't meant to ingest alcohol through your butt. And resembling someone else said your rectum doesn't have the means to filter out any impurity and you will absorb the alcohol almost instantaneously. Where for the average male it would hold about 18 beers to reach a highly contagious blood alcohol level (a BAC of about 0.500), singular one beer through the butt will do the same thing for you. And once its contained by your blood the only way they can try to rescue your life is by hooking you up and pumping saline through your body.
If you're that desperate to get emaciated it would be safer to just inject it. But I think if you're liable to shoot up booze you probably shouldn't be drinking in the first place. Like taking it in the butt, the affects will be instant and intense. Not a heat fuzzy feeling in your gut, but attitude wasted, sick and probably vommit from it.
If I'm feeling the urge to carry F***ed up on a dollar budget I'll buy a couple 40's of King Cobra or something real cheap like that. At least possible here they sell 40 oz bottles for under $1.30. Two of those and you'll be opinion alright and the only down side is you'll need to pee profusely. Vodka and OJ can be real cheap and affective too.
Also you could always freshly learn to manufacture your own booze. At lowest in Colorado if you own property designated as agriculture you can brew up to 10,000 gallons of alcohol on your property. You can't sell it though.