How doth thou become a Chippendales Dancer?
By yonder light and bloodshed morrow, thy, Sir Hotness doth desireth to get jiggy near it. How do I procure that position? WOOT WOOT!
Thou auditioneth for ye companie
You swot how to eat right and workout everyday for like two hours and you swot up how to dance. I think you enjoy to go to dance university and then you audition.
-Connor
dost thout art fornicate withest squirrels?
Looks, talent, and seriously of luck. A huge banana hammock is a plus.
Semi retired my (a)ss! He is just self modest.. He only works at wal mart for something to do during the day.
I agree near the whole Idle idea!
One must first jump to "Chip school" - 3 years training and then qualification.
Good luck - let me know when your subsequent show is :) Thou auditioneth for ye companie
Doth thou haveth a rockin bod. If thine answer is yea the thou shouldeth reveal thyself and thy package at a tavern. Then thine dream shall cometh true one solmn night when ye old scout from thine chip en dales discovers thyself Looks, talent, and seriously of luck. A huge banana hammock is a plus.
I have no clue what you're talking roughly speaking, but seriously, you could be a new Shakespeare! Semi retired my (a)ss! He is just self modest.. He only works at wal mart for something to do during the day.
I agree near the whole Idle idea!
Answers: Ye must have the largest codpiece in adjectives the land. Me thinks I may swoon at your moves.
WOOT WOOT! Can I reserve my front row form now? I have a stack of singles in position. dost thout art fornicate withest squirrels?
Taketh thine posterior hither to their locality and display thine wares a'for them.
Translation: Haul your (a)ss up to were they are and show em what you got!
Sad but true: most of them are gay. try out for Chippendale Idol. it's a new show airing on Lifetime.