Masturbating contained by the hospital. Please answer, nurses especially?

So I was thinking. Say a guy is bedridden for a really long time, like a couple days to a week surrounded by the hospital. (For me it would probably only take a couple hours). Finally, he have to jerk off. Does a hospital allow you to do that or is it considered a public place? Also, this cross-examine is more to nurses, have you ever encountered something close to this that you had to clean up? Do you blame the guy or do you kinda only just shrug it off? I love nurses i've met in clubs, they couldn't be anymore super cool dealing near everything from **** to piss to vommit, and based on my immature temperament, I love hearing those stories. But I was wondering if within was a line where on earth I nurse just throws her hands up and say ok now your really being an asshole. So Masturbating within a hospital, is it dealt with beside a smile or does a line get drawn at some point? Hope this request for information makes sense. I tried to develop it as best I could. Let me know if it needs more info.
I've smash my **** (a) the wheel of a moving car. In a more public setting close to that though I usually try to shoot for the cammode.

As far as being alloud just tempo your junk and who cares if they close to it most of them make a shitload of money to deal near stuff like that.

Allot of people do stuff similar to that but their better natures tell them to pod on others when they get caught
Most patients try to do it in privet and verbs up after themselves. I have walked contained by on both men and women masturbating. I generally just support out of the room and don't let them know what I saw. I have walk in on a 15 year old and a 92 year ripened and every thing in between. I own been a nurse a long time (32) years. this question have come up for me because ive been hospitilized alot. My opinion :it is so not cool to do it surrounded by your room when there is a roomate in in that with you. keep it private because yes hospital rooms are considered a public place. however if you can find alone time it is ok but do not ask the nurse to verbs up your mess that is just rude strip your bed yourself or move about in the private bathroom to do your thing
that is callous... Just deal with it...trust me, it wont eliminate you if you dont jerk off.
I'm not a nurse.

I be a patient, though.

I had septic shock when I be 13, and was in the hospital for a couple of days.

Anyway, I feel I had to... you know.

So, I shut my hospital room's door, and drew the curtains over the glass panel around the room.

Luckily, no hospital staff asked why I did that.

I thought it was so wrong at the time, but looking back?...

It's really not too appropriate...
so in other words u play next to urself in a hospital? ok, well my mom is a nurse and she puts up near alot of crap, i dont think she ever incountered anyone who had be playing with themselves, but maybe she did and jus didnt narrate us...kinda weird why u would play with ur self surrounded by a hospital, whats ur question again??
I have worked contained by a rest home and we had bed ridden people , i do remember this guy asking for the door to be shut never thought anything of it till after that when it was bath time. Didnt bother me but remember the other caregivers chitchat about it like it be something real gross and then laughing nearly it. Didnt bother me, better than vomit i think. so in other words u play next to urself in a hospital? ok, well my mom is a nurse and she puts up near alot of crap, i dont think she ever incountered anyone who had be playing with themselves, but maybe she did and jus didnt narrate us...kinda weird why u would play with ur self surrounded by a hospital, whats ur question again??
thats just nasty dude
im sure you will brand it a coulpe of days with out doing it.

you kinda sound besotted
you'd have to verbs yourself up, unless you were totally unable to meticulousness for yourself then a nurse wouldnt clean you anyway, they dont stoop that low anymore.They do meds and charts. You'd acquire some kind of nurse's aid or CNA who doesnt speak English from some foreign land who would verbs you up Okay, well, I dont if you have ever be in a hospital hurt,

because, when your there, the LAST piece your thinking about is masterbation. Trust me, you just want to attain better, plus you dont have the energy.
Answers:    CJ, you are so funny! "a really long time, close to a couple days." LOL Remind me to give you a star for making me literally Laugh Out Loud! It's fine to masturbate in the hospital.
Just try to do it right after the nurse leaves from fixing your IV or something. Or do it when it's lights out. Try your best to verbs up after yourself.
When cleaning the sheets, things a LOT worse than c** can be found! Believe me! Thanks for the laugh! :)
I asked my friend who is a nurse. She said that they are qualified that if they walk in on someone masturbating, they are supposed to bestow them a towel. I would be too embarrassed, but maybe someone would do it. I am sure it happen. In fact, I know it does. The nurses must do their jobs and verbs up after the mess, but you better believe there will be jokes and snickers concerning the event in the nurse's lounge. LOL
this question have come up for me because ive been hospitilized alot. My opinion :it is so not cool to do it surrounded by your room when there is a roomate in in that with you. keep it private because yes hospital rooms are considered a public place. however if you can find alone time it is ok but do not ask the nurse to verbs up your mess that is just rude strip your bed yourself or move about in the private bathroom to do your thing
i would do it in front of a hot nurse and hope she like it and "helps" me thats just nasty dude
im sure you will brand it a coulpe of days with out doing it.

you kinda sound besotted
Ah well to tell the truth, it probably wouldn't be advise and most likely frowned upon. In nursing homes, it is suggested to help elderly imply do it, (or offer help) if you walk contained by the room and they are doing it. Far as hospitials it would probably be annoying, and gett you mocked the whole rest of the time. But for that matter budge ahead, just be able to verbs the mess.

-_-, unless you would like to clean someone else juice, why should you make annnoy one clean yours?
Well ask ur doctor and get help by a nurse ;) they r within to help dont they.. that is callous... Just deal with it...trust me, it wont eliminate you if you dont jerk off.
haha funny man funny

theres no sayin you cant do it if you dont achieve caught in the prcess but yeah that would be considered public and can get within trouble if someone catches you in the deed

now if you do it and leave the mess powerfully its the nurses job to deal next to it and if she finds it cute and funny lucky you you lucky bastard but if she finds it just gross and inapropriate i would really hope this nurse aint the nurse that checks my temperature subsequent time OUCH
you 1 of those guys that can't stop masturbaing? Honestly Nurses don't receive paid enough to hold to put up with that kinda thing .
Okay, well, I dont if you have ever be in a hospital hurt,

because, when your there, the LAST piece your thinking about is masterbation. Trust me, you just want to attain better, plus you dont have the energy.
do it swift and "finish" into a tissue. Not that difficult. Ah well to tell the truth, it probably wouldn't be advise and most likely frowned upon. In nursing homes, it is suggested to help elderly imply do it, (or offer help) if you walk contained by the room and they are doing it. Far as hospitials it would probably be annoying, and gett you mocked the whole rest of the time. But for that matter budge ahead, just be able to verbs the mess.

-_-, unless you would like to clean someone else juice, why should you make annnoy one clean yours?
I am sure it happen. In fact, I know it does. The nurses must do their jobs and verbs up after the mess, but you better believe there will be jokes and snickers concerning the event in the nurse's lounge. LOL
As the motto goes, if you got an itch...

So long as someone is discrete roughly speaking it, it won't be a problem. Nurses deal with EVERYTHING on a day after day basis, so this isn't exactly gonna shock them.

I do recall audible range of one young guy who busted BOTH arms skating, and was contained by hospital for two weeks, and his friends visited on and off (as did his folks). And he asked one of his close friends soon if he could help him down there. He be so embarrassed having to ask, but wasn't sleeping okay at night, and felt he really have to jerk off. Once his friend get over the shock (and pleading look in the injured guy's eyes), he agreed. They closed the curtains, and went for it. The one beside broken arms came in no time.

Btw, they are childhood mate and have seen one another nude lots of times.
Honestly Nurses don't receive paid enough to hold to put up with that kinda thing .
LOL.