What's a chode?
i need to know. help.
(n.)2. Extremely lame guy.
1. Lick my chode.
2. That guy is such a chode.
don't know where on earth most of you got your ******* definitions for this word, but the Chode have nothing to do with a short or podginess penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?
Choad = dumbass, loser, etc.
Choad = stumpy penis
Choad = area between nutsack and anus
Choad = dingleberry
The masculine body part between the scrotum and the anus is properly called the perineum.
What does this hold to do with Men's Health? You should ask this in the words passage.