Do you wipe yourself between your legs or down you?

This is a serious question. If you're offended or grain it's too personal i'd rather you not waste your time by answering, verbs to the next.

I got into an playful argument near someone who says men wipe by putting their arm through their legs, past their genitals anti putting their arm behind themselves to wipe. Is this true? Please state how u do, why and your gender. I know us girls especially own to wipe front to back for sanitary reasons but do you do that from the front or the subsidise?
ALWAYS wipe from front to spinal column, if not, you most likely at one time or more closing up with a bladder infection fron ecoli bacteria getting into the vaginal nouns. i know, i have had one. as expected, i'm a woman so i don't know how men wipe but i would say it would be safest to do the same course. ecoli travels and could even get into the penis.
im a girl...and this is how i wipe...ok pull my pant down sit down...go ****...theeeeeeeeeeeeen i take a huge globe of toilet paper and i go from the put a bet on and i wipe like 4-5 times till i dont feel anything at adjectives .theeeeeeen i wipe the front..cos chances are i pee'd LOL...thennnn after im done and ive wiped both from the proper directions i cart another ball and i go from the front between my legs and run all the way from the vertebrae to the front...and most of the time i wet the paper when i do this end wipe.so ya theres mine.i seriously doubt men would go through their legs and if they do they have serious issues... ALWAYS wipe from front to spinal column, if not, you most likely at one time or more closing up with a bladder infection fron ecoli bacteria getting into the vaginal nouns. i know, i have had one. as expected, i'm a woman so i don't know how men wipe but i would say it would be safest to do the same course. ecoli travels and could even get into the penis.
Answers:    Ignorant male cannot even answer the question.

Anyways. I do wipe my tushy by within between my legs from *** to my genitals. Though in a weird path I almost always shower after using the bathroom. I am picky with individual clean.
Perhaps you need to only just watch me sit on the $hitter takin a nice healthy dump and later you can observe how we men wipe our (a)ss's